tyremanagementsupremacy:

tyremanagementsupremacy:

THE SAFETY CAR DRIVERS ALSO GOT THEIR OWN LIL CAR?

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cadillacjohnf1:

some of y'all would have soooo much more fun if you stopped seeing your favourite driver as an emotional support animal and instead saw him as a reality TV star suffering for your entertainment

queensparklekitten:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

theprideful:

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the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account

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I live for these

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ah, how could I forget the best one

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and then there’s just this:

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jurassic park tweet: a raptor just killed a guy. shot him to death.ALT
the night crew is hard at work installing a monolithALT
please stop prank calling us and asking if we have a mega sore ass.ALT
one of our dinosaurs has a crush on a girl visitor. whoops, there was a miscommunication. one of our dinosaurs has *crushed* a girl visitor. sorry for the mixup.ALT
in the spirit of body positivity, we are going to start making dinosaurs that are complete uggosALT
do you guys think god is pissed at usALT
we made an anteater with human lips who knows how to whisper the word "steven"ALT
dinosaurios (spanish)ALT

have some more

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parakeet:

parakeet:

went to a michael’s only michael meeting thought it might be nice to convene with my fellow michaels but guess what WRONG I got kicked out because my full name is ‘michael hunter’ and it was 'scaring some of the michaels what if i am a michael hunter’ ???? they clearly just don’t like me??? fuming right now. i’ll show them a michael hunter. i’ll show them all

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thats wild its a good thing i was kicked out huh!! luckily i was with all my tumblr followers at once at the time of the incident and im sure they will all vouch for me in the replies right now

thegalacticbucket:

anotherpapercut:

anotherpapercut:

I was born in the wrong biome

mentally I am here

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Invasive species be like

emiett:

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Taking the DIES key to the OMEN room

bisexual-engineer-enby:

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Language is universal

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

rococo-the-clown:

heaven011:

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Can’t quite cope with how much this looks like me and my dad

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It begins

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Photo credit to the exceeding bemused sound technician we bribed with two cans of Carlsberg to permit us access to his gazebo.

hellsitegenetics:

hellsitegenetics:

giraffesonparade:

giraffesonparade:

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

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MEAT WITHOUT FEET

String identified:
a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a
AT TT T

Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15

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rederiswrites:

Look, it’s simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they’re not “the rich” and they’re not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they’re still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn’t even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people’s labor.

transmalewife:

natequarter:

“terminally ill people should be allowed to choose to die if they feel it is the best decision for them” and “euthanasia can easily become eugenics” and “we should provide support for depressed and suicidal people” are statements that can come into conflict but should all be respected

also “offering euthanasia to people who can’t afford actual treatment is murder”

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